don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
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Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
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Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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