hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
smell my finger.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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