My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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