we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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