David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
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