I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
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