I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
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just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
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I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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