Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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