How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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