I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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