Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
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I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
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No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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