The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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