The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
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That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
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I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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