I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
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you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
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Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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