i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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