I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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