I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
he was CRYING into my vagina
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
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everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
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And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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