All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
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That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
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Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
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