Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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