so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
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Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
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I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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