Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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