I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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