PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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