dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.