Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
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I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
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so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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