Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
he puts the penis in happiness.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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