so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
So much Jack, so little girl.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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