you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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