is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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