so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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