i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
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Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
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the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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