Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
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I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
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Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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