I got chris browned last night
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
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Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
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It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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