dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
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Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
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A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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