thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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