"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
God, I missed his penis.
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