I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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