My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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