she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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