Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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