Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
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Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
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Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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