Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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