He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
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The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
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downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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