It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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