I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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