But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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