So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
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I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
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He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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