I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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