I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
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i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
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Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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