real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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