Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
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story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
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The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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