A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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