what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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