Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
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six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
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I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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