She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
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Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
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Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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