the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
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Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
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I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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