I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
operation have a gay friend backfired
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
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You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
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So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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